so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
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