does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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