Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
