Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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