Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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