theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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