ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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