North Korea, Best Korea!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Oh god it's open bar.
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