I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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