you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
