Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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