Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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