I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's official drugs can't kill me
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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