is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
