Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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