Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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