she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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