i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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