he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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