Yo dont text me then not text me
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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