Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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