Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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