Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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