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(509): View more from Washington

I want to make a zoo with you.

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(312): View more from Illinois

She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her

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(248): View more from Michigan

Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.

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(239): View more from Florida

dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit

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(512): View more from Texas

I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.

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(925): View more from California

It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.

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