sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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