I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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