Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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