gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
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