dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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