You know, what is so bad about this? Dog gets to poop and husband gets off... Everybody is happy...I would say the husband definately got the better deal.
10:18 just because she CAN get shit for her "blowies" doesn't mean she DOES. but i'll tell ya, as a stay-at-home-mom of two kids, oral sex is the best form of currency with my hubby. and it goes both ways.
blowie? what did you suck your 6 yearold off or something that you have to resort to this cutesy bullshit name? Do you give him blowies as a reward for whiping his own ass?
Yo. 9:09. If he's whiping his own ass (essentially scourging himself)...I doubt he's a man who's interested in much else than a good dominatrix. Wiping, on the other hand, would be a different story.
I love it when Girls suck my dick for odd jobs. Like I always cum on them and they flip out and them I just say that's what you get or being lazy. Then I put a resereve load on there tits and walk away. It's awesome
10:04 - Spoken by a true whore. Thank you, you made my coffee much more enjoyable. Now I can go to work and earn my bedroom furnature without putting a cock in my mouth.
11:15, even though a 'blowie' isn't money, if it's used as currency in exhange for a good/service that could still make the op a prosititute. I believe 11:14 was kidding. And that you're the 'asshat' in this scenario.
Sooooooooo the OP is a prostitute. She exchanged sexual favors for a service, not for money. Doesn't matter if cash exchanges hands or if goods/services exchange hands -- OP is a prostitute
12:04, Bonobos have been observed exchanging sexual favors for food/other favors... also practicing anal, oral, and group sex. Female elephants rub each other with their trunks. The list goes on.. it's not just humans, so what DOES that make us?
10:57 et al, only humans feel that BJs, or for that matter, any type of sex, is the best form of currency to get anything from other humans. Interestingly, animals don't feel the same way. So, what that makes us?
10:04 here. Obviously humor is lost on some people. That was a joke. It took way more than two. (also a joke. laugh.) I guess I'll throw in a lame as LOL or something so as not to offend sensibilities.
On that note, I quote from this awesome site for 10:18, "(303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast. " (LOL)
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