You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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