Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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