dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
