Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
