I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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