i jhust puked up my retainher.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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