butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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