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  • 12:35, don't you hate it when you try and say fucked and it puts ducked?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:52am
  • I give free bjs 100% free no strings attached but you must be able to fuck my mouth til my eyes bulge out -xoxo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:07pm
  • you want steak, fish, chicken, what? i am on it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Where do all these chicks live? Not where I'm from .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:28pm
  • not all head is good head though....but anyone blatently saying this prob knows her way around a dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Meet me in Marietta, ga

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • this one's a million times better if you imagine it as a mass text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:47pm
  • LOL value menu at McDonalds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:02pm
  • someone get her some food!

    Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 14, 10 at 8:20pm
  • Ok... but you pay for the food and you MUST swallow....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:38pm
  • must be the economy gettin to the women in atlanta offering BJs for food. maybe i should move there xoxo...marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Maybe 12:06 doesn't suffer from lack of bj's like 12:22 does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:27pm
  • Yeah, I believe that shit. U are such a mack daddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Can you say "SLUTBAGWHORE" LMFAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 2:52am
  • That was prob from my ex girlfriend haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:20am
  • It's not free. There's the cost of the food then the effort of delivery. Depending on how stoned you are, the effort might not be worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:06pm
  • U can have all the food u want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:23pm
  • BJ for food? I tried to visualize what the chick might look like and momentarily went blind. If this isn't fake, it has "huge skank" written all over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:02pm
  • I can kill 2 birds with one stone.... I'll feed you protein and you give me a BJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Well unless he gets reimbursed for the good it's not exactly free......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:22am
  • Will whomever submitted this one get me that girls number? I have a lot of food.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:52pm
  • For some of us, blowing a guy leads us to being fed. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 7:25am
  • Can u throw in an ass fuck with it? Love anal -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:07pm
  • xoxo, where are you cuz I'm on the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:14pm
  • This is a pretty good deal on both ends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:36pm
  • You may be a fat kid when...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:22am
  • This is way awesome! People on tfln seem to think ladies have no sense of humor about sex. But we do. And i have a sense of humor about how small your dick is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:19am
  • can you say fat unloved child?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:51pm
  • It seems like there are a lot of girls posting about the blow job food exchange proposition. It should be somewhere you can go online to match people up, like: "Blow Jobs for Burritos" or "Slutty Stoners" --it could be a new category on Craigslist!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:30pm
  • The American male - female relationship model. We provide everything that costs real effort, they provide a body. Of course I am only kidding and realize I would rather have a 9 who can mindfuck the shit out of me then a ten with good lips. I just wouldn't sink to an 8 either way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:37am
  • or "fake texts I have submitted to TFLN"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:35pm
  • But if you've paid for the food, is it still free?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Deffinatly not funny just stupid as he'll....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:30am
  • 12:22- exactly what I thought! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 7:38am
  • Fucking iPhone I meant food not good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:23am
  • 1227 there is no such thing as being fully fulfilled in terms of BJs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Technically it's not a free bj if he has to BUY u food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:54pm
  • No such thing as a free BJ

    Submitted by atlas117 on Feb 9, 12 at 1:55am
  • Is this that ho Tiffany that my man whore ducked for a cigarette?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:35am
  • either posted by a pregnant lady, a slut, or my future wife lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:13pm
  • I've never ever met a woman that would trade sexual favours for food, or even if they would, there is no way in hell they would put it in print so there was proof of it happening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:13pm
  • she is starving and br0ke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:31pm
  • I bet this is a resonce to another TFML I saw...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Wow....who iz diz?????....cuz I can get alotta free food 4real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Pretty sure that this a dude writing this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:36am
  • If he's gotta get food, it's not exactly free now is it?

    Submitted by Eyeball10000 on Jan 17, 11 at 1:26am
  • Maybe she sent this to her boyfriend... She doesn't have to be a skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:07pm
  • I will provide you food anytime, darlin....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:37pm
  • I bet OP is a man.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:33pm
  • I love how the "free BJ" part implies that this guy usually has to pay for his bjs.

    Submitted by WHButler on Apr 19, 10 at 1:37pm
  • ommmmg ew

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 6:19pm
  • How is it free if you have to get the bitch food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:38pm
  • oh honey, exchanging bj's for dignity and food is not free..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:54pm
  • Not really. I know girls that can eat lots and lots and still stay thin. High metabolism is a wonderful thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 12:06 is a dumbass ur out of ur mind if u pass up a blowjob cuz ur too lazy ... -charm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Make sure she eats the food first so she dosent mistake your shlong for a meal!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:41pm
  • Way to go Atlanta. Ugh. Way to represent 678.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:21pm
  • It's not really free if he has to buy food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:41pm
  • id let her eat crackers in my bed. that i brought. after the blowjob.

    Submitted by askingalexander on Mar 26, 15 at 2:24am
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