And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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