just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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