so explain again why im purple
no
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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