I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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