we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
