My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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