New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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