do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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