She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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If she said thousand island I'd think it was a fat joke.
I like that line, I'm going to use it
lol people voted me down because they're not as smooth and creamy as me
Lmao and oh so tangy?
Tell her her new name is Paris because she's about to get eiffel towered.
That just means she likes white creamy things in her stomach
Getting hit on by fat chicks is weird, isn't it?
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