we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The air was thick with penises
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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