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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?

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I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.

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Bella??

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 1, 10 at 11:36am

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Alaska is a wonderful state. You will have a great time!\n\nRemember to go fish for salmon if you have a chance.

Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:14am

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You know I've lived in Alaska for 18 years and it's not like that during the summer

Submitted by Ctip on Jul 1, 10 at 6:14am

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You can also see Russia from there...

Submitted by philo1215 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:31am

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Right. Because that's definitely how we do it. By inserting freezing objects into ourselves.\nIt's been in the seventies this week, by the way. Maybe not California weather, but not like the inside of a fridge.

Submitted by opalquean on Jul 1, 10 at 7:33am

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Ice on her clit as she cums puts her over the edge. I had a gf who kept her dildo by the window in the winter for just that reason, drove her crazy!

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 1, 10 at 7:48am

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- That's when you use Ice Cubes and your cock, not a frozen dildo. #fail
  
  Submitted by jbsilverstein on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26pm
  
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Sounds like a blonde moment?

Submitted by what_it_is on Jul 1, 10 at 3:35pm

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that probably won't work unless your actually IN the fridgs

Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jul 2, 10 at 4:01am

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She's gonna cold cock someone.

Submitted by DocSmiley on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25am

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Stupid

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 10:00am

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I like the girl's comeback, personally. She was being sarcastic... here's your sign

Submitted by TheRainKing on Jul 1, 10 at 12:22pm

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From the 907 also..it's 75 today. This text is fucking stupid.

Submitted by Brentman12 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:54am

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I can't believe no one has acknowledged how AMAZING this would feel!!

Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 28, 11 at 9:40pm

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You must have gotten this tip from Sarah Palin.

Submitted by trashymandi on Jul 2, 10 at 11:11am

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Does she plan on fucking a frozen corpse?

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 1, 10 at 9:07am

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- The Iceman cometh.
  
  Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 1, 10 at 9:08am
  
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  - clever :D
    
    Submitted by hobogal on Jul 1, 10 at 11:14pm
    
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In the town I grew up in school didn't close unroll it hit 55 below zero.

Submitted by bigthunder on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25am

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Brrr!

Submitted by Authoress on Jul 1, 10 at 6:05am

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Summertime here, come in the winter. I'm sure someone would stick their dick in a snow bank for you.

Submitted by dropkickwilly on Jul 1, 10 at 11:51am

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Hilarious

Submitted by jom133 on Nov 18, 10 at 6:24pm

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Haha awesome!!

Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:39am

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This is awful, anyone who voted posative is clearly not from Alaska..

Submitted by PatB on Jul 1, 10 at 5:10pm

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Such a good idea

Submitted by bobworth on Jul 1, 10 at 9:16am

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soooo if ur goin to new Mexico u will put it in the oven.....???????

Submitted by NanoChild on Jul 3, 10 at 10:46pm

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I hope it freezes and gets stuck inside your vagina

Submitted by McGreezy on Jul 2, 10 at 12:15am

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Liz?

Submitted by umok on Sep 15, 10 at 12:08am

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Are you gonna fuck a snowman or something you moron

Submitted by djn2290 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:03pm

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gives new meaning to the term 'hard on'

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 8:40am

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From the 907 LMAO that's hilarious!

Submitted by akslut on Jul 2, 10 at 11:45pm

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What a moron.

Submitted by noah13 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:25am

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In here we have alaskans who are butt hurt. I'm Alaskan and this amuses me, any girl willing to do this gets a star in my book.

Submitted by AKjonesy on Jul 1, 10 at 12:41pm

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unless his body temp is abnormally low, the potential guy's dick will be filled with warm blood. Duh.

Submitted by smurphette on Jul 1, 10 at 9:15am

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by virus on Jul 6, 10 at 1:20pm

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Dumb.

Submitted by chronhead on Jul 1, 10 at 5:16pm

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inb4 soviet Russia, pretzels etc..

Submitted by dilorenzo on Jul 1, 10 at 6:06am

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From 907... Lmao cheechako

Submitted by tracylv68 on Jul 1, 10 at 11:11am

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Haha hope that goes well

Submitted by najochick on Jul 1, 10 at 9:54pm

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In fairness, there are vibrators out there for people who like to experiment with different temperatures (mostly it's glass or metal that you can freeze or heat up for sensation play).

Submitted by RazorTongue on Aug 24, 15 at 2:22pm

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I hope a gang of Eskimos r.Apes you..

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 1, 10 at 8:57am

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Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 1, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:14am

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Submitted by philo1215 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:31am

Submitted by opalquean on Jul 1, 10 at 7:33am

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 1, 10 at 7:48am

Submitted by jbsilverstein on Jul 1, 10 at 11:26pm

Submitted by what_it_is on Jul 1, 10 at 3:35pm

Submitted by LUIGI999 on Jul 2, 10 at 4:01am

Submitted by DocSmiley on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25am

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 10:00am

Submitted by TheRainKing on Jul 1, 10 at 12:22pm

Submitted by Brentman12 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:54am

Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 28, 11 at 9:40pm

Submitted by trashymandi on Jul 2, 10 at 11:11am

Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 1, 10 at 9:07am

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Submitted by hobogal on Jul 1, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by bigthunder on Jul 1, 10 at 7:25am

Submitted by Authoress on Jul 1, 10 at 6:05am

Submitted by dropkickwilly on Jul 1, 10 at 11:51am

Submitted by jom133 on Nov 18, 10 at 6:24pm

Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:39am

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Submitted by NanoChild on Jul 3, 10 at 10:46pm

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Submitted by umok on Sep 15, 10 at 12:08am

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Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 8:40am

Submitted by akslut on Jul 2, 10 at 11:45pm

Submitted by noah13 on Jul 1, 10 at 10:25am

Submitted by AKjonesy on Jul 1, 10 at 12:41pm

Submitted by smurphette on Jul 1, 10 at 9:15am

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Submitted by dilorenzo on Jul 1, 10 at 6:06am

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