Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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