Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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